Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}
pirates-n-fairies sent: Hey, Buns..I had a question, but I dunno if you want to talk about it or not..I was wondering about what happened with you and Iggy? I was just curious, is all >^<;;

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