Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}

digitalmaple:

starspangled-shithead:

What? Like a worthless waste of oxygen? A two bit motel slut? A forgotton second sibling denies their own need for constant attention? Oh what was that one you Canadians use? “Hoser”? I bet that would work. And I call you flea because I’m too lazy to use anything longer than that half the time.

//casually just punches him across the face// Whoops my hand slipped, halfbaked. 

//returns the favor with a harsh backhanded strike across the face// Thought I saw a fly.