What? Like a worthless waste of oxygen? A two bit motel slut? A forgotton second sibling denies their own need for constant attention? Oh what was that one you Canadians use? “Hoser”? I bet that would work. And I call you flea because I’m too lazy to use anything longer than that half the time.
//casually just punches him across the face// Whoops my hand slipped, halfbaked.
//returns the favor with a harsh backhanded strike across the face// Thought I saw a fly.


