Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}

digitalmaple:

starspangled-shithead:

Not really. I’m just disappointed in the extent of your imagination. I mean really. You could do better than that, flea.

I’ll try better next, you bitchy devil. Maybe you should try harder too, since all you call me is things that are bugs.

What? Like a worthless waste of oxygen? A two bit motel slut? A forgotton second sibling denies their own need for constant attention? Oh what was that one you Canadians use? “Hoser”? I bet that would work. And I call you flea because I’m too lazy to use anything longer than that half the time.