Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}
digitalmaple sent: //grabs Devi and kisses him quickly before shoving him away and wiping his mouth//

Wh— //tries to calculate what the actual fuck just happened// …bleach…I need bleach…!