Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
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Anonymous sent: Dear person I had a crush on

Dear person I had a crush on,

Well it wasn’t really a crush…in fact I was in love with you and we were together for real. But anyway. I know you can’t read this but, I’m sorry for everything and I’m trying my best to be happy and live a good life like you want me to. I just hope you’re happy where ever you are, too.

Lots of Love,

Buns.

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Dear Person I Had A Crush On,

Die.

Yours truly,

Devi.