Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}
Anonymous sent: Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Thank you for giving me a future wifey husband for Christmas.

Your biggest fan,

Buns.

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Dear Santa,

You’re not real.

Devi.