Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}
Anonymous sent: Dear pErson I'm jealous of

Dear Person I’m Jealous Of,

PICKLED FINGERS ARE NOT DELICIOUS. >:I

Buns.

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Dear person I’m jealous of,

I respect you but I still hope you die again. Also if there’s any news on your stupid missing angel remember to share it. 

Devi.