Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}
Anonymous sent: Dear past me

Dear past me,

I know it feels like the end of the world because of how much you fucked up but stick it out and live for another day. Don’t run from your mistakes and hang on to the friends you have. Also, that Noah guy? He’s not all that bad. Give him a chance.

And by give him a chance I mean stop beating him up.

The Awesome more Swag version of you,

Future Buns.

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Dear Past Me,

Your host is weakest when he’s in emotional turmoil. Use that chance to take over his body. The faster you do it the faster you will gain a body of your own. Trust me on this.

Devi.