Fuck the Police

Trollin' in the Deep

Hey, fuckers. Name's Alfred F.J. but you can call me Buns. I'd prefer it actually. Just an eccentric young country with amazing fashion sense and the best husband ever, Noah!
{{RP Blog for the-blurple-mage's Trollbunny!America. Spoiler: I am the-blurple-mage! Doubles as an RP blog for his demon version, Devin. Devin's text is all bolded.}}

Hmhmhm~

digitalmaple:

starspangled-shithead:

If I wanted a cheap laugh I’d stab it with a bunch of tooth picks or rip your heart out or something.

Lovely. You sound more and more like that anon that likes picking on me. 

Yeah? Huh, that’s interesting…